Why Writing Blogs On Ipads Suck

So I have been trying to get my computer to work for the past week but all it does is turn on and then immediately restart over and over again.  I've tried everything I could think of to fix it but nothing works so I'm forced to use a damn ipad to write blogs. It takes about 5x longer to type on the thing and it's super inconvenient.

Who I Really Am

I was brought into this world on August 28, 1995 in West Jordan Utah. I grew up there until I was 7. We moved up to Suncrest and I've lived up there for 10 years now. My sophmore year at Lone Peak I found out I had inherited my anxiety and depression problems from my mother. I wasn't very social until I was put on antidepressants where I became pretty talkative and made lots of friends. And probably a good amount of enemies. I was in a pretty shitty relationship for a year and a half where I let her push me around and make me feel like nothing. Luckily, I got out of they relationship and a year later, started dating the girl of my dreams, and we're still together and going strong. Now I'm here about to graduate high school and never be back here again! Hell yeah!

-Wilson 

Lagoon Day Anybody?

So I think I found out why I'm not as pumped about going to Lagoon as everybody else is. Last summer my cousins and I got summer passes there and we went a ton. That's probably why I'm not super excited about it as most everyone else is, but it'll still be fun! :D

How To: Smoke Bombs!

Items Needed:

Ping pong balls ( The more the better!)
Tinfoil
Lighter
Scissors 

1. Cut all the ping pong balls up into pieces about half the size of a penny.
2. Once you've got all the ping pong balls cut up, wrap them in a sheet of tinfoil and take it outside.
3. Hold the lighter until smoke starts coming out.
4. Stand back and enjoy!

Ferrets!

 

I went to the pet store with my best friend and my girlfriend and we were able to hold some ferrets.

We have decided we absolutely love these little guys and we're gonna get one when we move in together! I keep trying to convince them to get a snake but they won't let me. :(

I Remember

I remember Sophmore year.
I remember my bestfriend Landon.
I remember middleschool.
I remember when the t.v. fell on my 3rd grade teachers head. We were all happy because she was mean.
I remember when my and my sister fought.
I remember when we became best friends.
I remember road trips.
I remember vacations.
I remember going to lagoon.
I remember being depressed.
I remember coming out of that hole and being happy again.

Unthinkable

I don't know why, but I  just really like this picture.

Blackout Poetry!

Since this was the best quality of picture I could get and it's still hard to read, here's what it says.
A 16-year-old boy dumped his mother and an unidentified sheriff started to regurgitate.

Harrington Elementary

 

 

 

 

This is a really fun school to visit. Inside there are a couple rooms that look like everyone just left without packing stuff away. When you're walking in there you hear crunching under your feet and it seems like it's rocks... It's not. It's pigeon crap! I went there this weekend with a few friends. Since we went at night, all my friends were thinking it was haunted but I think they were all just scared! One of them did take this picture below, and says there's a face of a girl in the window. You decide, was it haunted? Or was it just them being scared?

This photo was much darker, I just brightened it up a bit so you can see better.

Every Planet We Reach Is Dead

Dancing In The Street!

Got an Interview!

Since Wednesday, I've had a fever of 104. And it totally sucks. But this morning I woke up to an email from the place I applied at! I've got an interview and I'm way happy about that because my last job was absolutely terrible. Soon I'll be rolling in the dough and then soon after that... Conquer the world.

She's a Lonely Girl

 

She's always alone.

She walks alone.

She eats alone.

She sleeps alone. 

She wonders why no one speaks to her.

What she doesn't realize, 

is that she pushes everyone away.

Even her Family.

 

Harlem Shake... WTF?

 



What's with all these stupid Harlem Shake videos? The very first one I saw was funny, but then I hear that annoying song everywhere and I'm already so sick of it.  Everyone is in love with this stupid idea, and my question is: Why?

Don't Waste The Food!

 

Hey Death, How's it going? I'm doing pretty well myself... I'm quite HEALTHY so don't get any ideas. Let me live my life for awhile, there's so much I haven't done yet! Like... eating! There's so much delicious food that I still haven't devoured yet and we don't want to let all that delicious food go to waste do we? Except for pickles. We can let those go to waste.

Sloths!

 How awesome would it be to have a pet baby sloth? Those things are so adorable! Even when they get older they're just so awesome! 

I'm Afriad....of Being Alone.

 

I was trying to think of things I'm afraid of but couldn't come up with any physical ones.
Most people are terrified of spiders, but I actually like them. Same thing with snakes... I love those things! The only real thing I'm actually scared of is being alone. I hate that feeling. Feeling like no one wants you around and that no one actually knows you. It makes you feel alone and helpless. I'm the type of person who loves close relationships. Whether it's with friends, family, or that special someone. I try very hard to not lose the people close to me. If I were to lose them I don't know what I would do.

Mac N Cheese Anyone?

To anyone out there who wants some amazing mac and cheese....

Listen up.

My favorite mac and cheese is by far the mac and cheese that 

you can get at Noodles and Company. This is a picture of it and what you do 

is you mix the cheese in with it and it melts and it is the most amazing

tasting thing in the world!

The next best mac and cheese there is, is probably the mac and cheese

from Costco. Though it doesn't even come close to the delicious 

taste of Noodles and Company.

Dear (Insert Name Here)

 I'm Thinking Of You

I'm thinking about you like sharks, whales and turtles think about the ocean.

Like seashells think about being found.

Like surf boards think about waves and waves think about reaching beaches.

 Like ships think about staying afloat.

I'm thinking about you like planes and helicopters think about flying.

Like birds think about not getting caught in a plane.

Like weed thinks about potheads and potheads think about getting high.

Like Carl thinks about reaching paradise falls.

I'm thinking about you like hot chocolate thinks about marshmallows.

Like snowboarders think about the slopes.

Like cold hands think about fireplaces and fireplaces think about Santa.

Like snowmen think about carrots and buttons.

Dead Space 3

I just went and bought Dead Space 3 from Smith's yesterday... And it is super fun! For those of you who don't know what Dead Space is about, it's a game that takes place in space (obviously) and there are big rocks that make people go insane. The rocks are called markers and some people worship them. The rocks make them crazy and turn them into zombie-like monsters, except these zombies are different.  When you shoot their heads off  they aren't phased by it.  You pretty much just have to shoot all their limbs off. I mean you can shoot their whole upper half off and just their legs will walk towards you! Here's some sweet pictures of those great monsters.

I've Got Heartaches by the Number

Guy Mitchell - Heartaches By The Number

 

Heartaches by the number

Troubles by the score

Everyday you love me less

Each day I love you more

Yes, I've got heartaches by the number

A love that I can't win

But the day that I stop counting

That's the day my world will end

Heartache number one was when you left me

I never knew that I could hurt this way

And heartache number two

Was when you *come* back again

You came back but never meant to stay

Yes, I've got

Heartaches by the number

Troubles by the score

Everyday you love me less

Each day I love you more

Yes, I've got heartaches by the number

A love that I can't win

But the day that I stop counting

That's the day my world will end

Heartache number three

was when you called me

And said that you were comin' back to stay

With hopeful heart

I waited for your knock on the door

I waited but you must have lost your way

Yes, I've got

Heartaches by the number

Troubles by the score

Everyday you love me less

Each day I love you more

Yes, I've got heartaches by the number

A love that I can't win

But the day that I stop counting

That's the day my world will end

I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire

 

The Ink Spots

 

I don’t want to set the world on fire
I just want to start
A flame in your heart

In my heart I have but one desire
And that one is you
No other will do

I’ve lost all ambition for worldly acclaim
I just want to be the one you love
And with your admission that you feel the same
I’ll have reached the goal I’m dreaming of

Believe me
I don’t want to set the world on fire
I just want to start
A flame in your heart

I don't wanna set the world on fire, honey
I love ya too much
I just wanna start a great big flame
Down in your heart
You see, way down inside of me
Darlin' I have only one desire
And that one desire is you
And I know nobody else ain't gonna do


I’ve lost all ambition for worldly acclaim
I just want to be the one you love
And with your admission that you feel the same
I’ll have reached the goal I’m dreaming of

Believe me
I don’t want to set the world on fire
I just want to start
A flame in your heart

I'm obviously not a robot

You see, robots are programmed to do things efficiently and quickly.  No one would want a robot that takes awhile to get things done, right? If I were a robot, I would have written this post asap and it would've been on time, but I'm a regular human being who procrastinates!

Intro

Well I don't exactly know what to say in this intro! Welcome to my blog? Anyways. I guess I could explain my pen name right? It's just my name backwards so nothing too interesting.