Dancing In The Street!

Got an Interview!

Since Wednesday, I've had a fever of 104. And it totally sucks. But this morning I woke up to an email from the place I applied at! I've got an interview and I'm way happy about that because my last job was absolutely terrible. Soon I'll be rolling in the dough and then soon after that... Conquer the world.

She's a Lonely Girl

 

She's always alone.

She walks alone.

She eats alone.

She sleeps alone. 

She wonders why no one speaks to her.

What she doesn't realize, 

is that she pushes everyone away.

Even her Family.

 

Harlem Shake... WTF?

 



What's with all these stupid Harlem Shake videos? The very first one I saw was funny, but then I hear that annoying song everywhere and I'm already so sick of it.  Everyone is in love with this stupid idea, and my question is: Why?

Don't Waste The Food!

 

Hey Death, How's it going? I'm doing pretty well myself... I'm quite HEALTHY so don't get any ideas. Let me live my life for awhile, there's so much I haven't done yet! Like... eating! There's so much delicious food that I still haven't devoured yet and we don't want to let all that delicious food go to waste do we? Except for pickles. We can let those go to waste.